Hi Guys, I’m in Kailua,

But where oh where are all of you-ah?

I talked today to Hollande and Merkel

But not my buddies on Dune Circle.

I’ve got a Presidential tree and disco,

But not my friends from San Francisco

I’ve got Seals, I’ve got marines,

But I miss my favorite pre-teens.

I gotta go, I’ve got a crisis

Between the soldiers and some mices.

The people here call me Barack

Because I really do the Christmas rock:

So even though you’re not on island,

Here’s somethin’ really stylin’.