With my evil twin allied,

My view defines my other side;


Orange trees and dipping sun

Leave my message overrun;


My picture summed up by those blurbs

Worth at least ten thousand words


With any photograph less manic

My very presence causes panic,


And some believe a mere machine

Is behind my favorite scene:


But still, I put all this behind me

To oblige the fool who signed me.


January 22nd, 2003