HALSTEAD SCHEDULE AUGUST 8TH, 2005

1.  6:45 AM: Remove wrapping from Post-Its;

2.  6:46 AM: Translate Iraqi Constitution into Iraqi (against advice of Congress);

3.  8:01 AM: Purchase Winnebago online;

4.  8:09 AM: Assemble picture hooks;

5.  9:03 AM: Work out for 3 hours to Carmen Electra tapes (all three);

6.  12:03 PM: Return Winnebago (ethically defective);

7.  1 PM: Torment bond traders;

8.  3 PM: Dress;

9. 4 PM: Lose playstation in pool;

10.  4:59 PM: Make bid to Government of Hawaii for transfer of live volcano to Waikiki;

11.  5:05: Learn Kurdish;

12.  7:00 PM: Don fez for night job;

13.  8:22 PM: Waste time remembering day.