DEATH

May not to be

Come suddenly

 

A quick demise

Our last surprise

 

Déshabille

In absentee

 

Our last rentrée

A DOA

 

Our reliquiae

Come COD

 

Please not a Ford

In a Fjord

 

The once Byronic 

Now cryonic

 

Nor a Ferrari

In a tree

 

The drunken Bard

Thus disbarred

 

Or even worse

A runaway hearse

 

But awfully nouveau

To go in Yugo

 

To be on TV

Because of an RV

 

A trunk for a tomb

(Déjà vu with a room)

 

Its license ID

RSVP

 

At least outsmarting 

An awkward departing