ANACHRONISM V2

Who I Am When Cathy's Out of Town

for Adam (and in absentia Ken)

Not conversant with the S & P, Nuveen,

With the tiny scores that make men great,

In front of my own vanity unseen1,

My corporate agenda: Late;

 

Drunk dependably by 10,

Face down Who Knows Where by 3,

And then it's Jäger time again

(Thank God I'm talking with E.S.T);

 

Good friends with air guitarists, Fergie,

Dressed predictably in Tupperware TM:

What if this is just the CV

Of, besides some others2, Molière3 or Eminem?

 

Notes:

1. That's bathroom vanity to you

2.  Insert here names of hedge fund managers, or even of author

3.  Who was Molière exactly?